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BASTILLE DAY PASSES UNNOTICED
Marseilles, France - (GNS) - Bastille Day, the day that commemorates the French Revolution, went by unnoticed by most of the world.
    It was last Saturday.
    French Minister of Bastille Day Gerard de Gaulle Pierre Mon Dieu issued a brief statement.
    "Sacre bleu. Il brigitte bardot yves montcalm mitterand comte de monte cristo alex de toqueville alexander dumas. Tres magnifique arc du triumph champs elysee, pour quoi, n'est-ce pas? Certainment! Giscard d'estaing voulez vous yoplait yogurt trois mes amis enfants, mais oui? Marchand, marchand. Avec labeau. Vichy, mon amour. Fraternite, liberte, nescafe."