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U.S. AIR CREW RETURNS; QUESTIONS ARISE ABOUT BRAINWASHING Washington D.C. - (GIP) - As Americans one and all celebrated the release of the Spy Plane detainees by ignoring the news and going about their everyday lives, enjoying their freedoms, questions emerged about the possibility that one of more of the air crew was brainwashed. "It's a matter of motive," declared former U.S. Special Prosecutor Kenneth Starr, now head of Witchhunts, Inc., a Beltway-based Think Tank. "Why did the Chinese keep them so long and why did they suddenly let them go?" Starr suggested one or more of the crew may have been brainwashed. "It may require an investigation. We're going to have to listen to their public statements very, very closely to hear if they're trying to twist people's minds and pollute their thinking. And we're going to have to monitor them, probably secretly tape-record them, twenty-four hours a day." Starr suggested their best friends should be recruited for the undercover and informant work. Sen. Dan Burton (R.-Somewhere) concurred with Starr's call for an investigation. "Let's not be too hasty to welcome these boys and girls home. Rigorous questioning is in order. Brainwashing could have happened. The Chinese are inscrutable. And I say that because the President can't." Suspicions about brainwashing were also voiced by unlikely allies Sen. Strom Thurmond (R.-SC) and filmmaker Oliver Stone. Between drools and long gaps in his sentences, Thurmond said, "They are bad. Bad, bad, bad. They brainwash people. Look at 'em. Look what they did to John McCain." Stone suggested showing each of the crew all the cards in an ordinary 52-card deck to see if any of them went into a trance. 
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